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Jokes-Tips-Advice I’ll always remember the day my teacher asked me ‘Didn’t your Mother teach you not to play with fire?’ No, I replied, never really knew my Mother, she was killed in a chip pan fire in 1994.

Jokes-Tips-Advice My mother once told me, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all,” thoroughly crushing my dreams of one day becoming a film critic.