food-and-drink

Jokes-Tips-Advice A customer is ordering food in an Indian restaurant.
“Waiter, what’s this Chicken Tarka?”
The waiter replies, “it’s the same as Chicken Tikka, but it’s a little ‘Otter.”

Jokes-Tips-Advice A bear walks into a bar and goes, “I’ll have…………….. a beer, please.”
The barman says, “Sure, but why the big pause?”
The bear replies: “I’ve got Alzheimer’s.”