food-and-drink

Jokes-Tips-Advice The other day my mate said to me, “If I was a McDonald’s meal, which one would I be?”
So I stopped and thought for a little while and replied, “A Fillet-O-Fish: you’re always there but no one really likes you.”

Jokes-Tips-Advice As a farmer, I’m often asked how many sheep I have.
I actually don’t know, I fall asleep everytime I try to count them.