Jokes-Tips-Advice My daughter’s guinea pig committed suicide today.
I was driving home from the vet’s deliberating whether we could justify the 80 the vet wanted to perform an operation, when, inexplicably, it leapt right out of the car window.
Jokes-Tips-Advice Looking through husbands CD collection: John Lennon, Michael Hutchinson, Kurt Cobain. All died violent deaths. Hope he buys new Coldplay CD.
