food-and-drink

Jokes-Tips-Advice I’m new to farming, but I recently purchased several thousand battery hens based upon a sound business plan and excellent return on investment figures.
I don’t wish to waste any money, so before I release any further funds, could somebody tell me whether chickens take AA’s or AAA’s?
Thanks.

Jokes-Tips-Advice When they say “9/10 forest fires are caused by careless people” all I hear is “somewhere out there, a bear knows how to use matches.”