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Jokes-Tips-Advice I always hear that children are dressing inappropriately these days but my neighbour’s kid is still dressing perfectly,
With the curtains open.

Jokes-Tips-Advice As I jumped onto the back of the motorbike, it made a loud roaring noise and shot off down the street. Everyone was staring open-mouthed and I could just tell they were all thinking how cool I looked in my leathers. But then I lost control and was headed right for a pedestrian. The bike threw me off, and carried on right into him, before ripping his leg off and eating it.
Looking back, it might have been a lion…