Jokes-Tips-Advice Went on a family holiday to Africa last year. My mother-in-law got bitten by a black mamba.
Terrible thing to watch a snake dying in agony.
Jokes-Tips-Advice I got a phone call from the hospital today.
“Dad, you better come down here quick,” my son cried. “Mum’s going to die.”
“Oh no,” I panicked. “Who’s going to look after you?”
