Jokes-Tips-Advice Was having a nice family game of football earlier and, despite their youthful energy, managed to beat both my kids. It made me feel better after losing to them at the football.
Jokes-Tips-Advice I had one of those ready meals for tea. Cooperative sausages and mash.
Far better than those uncooperative sausages and mash, which exploded in the microwave, set the house on fire and killed two of my friends.
