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Jokes-Tips-Advice My phone rang earlier. I answered it and a voice I didn’t recognise said, “Alright mate. I’ve just bought a United shirt with “ROONEY” and “3” on the back.”
I said, “Sorry, I think you’ve got the wrong number.”

Jokes-Tips-Advice I’d like to name my kid a whole phrase, you know, something like ‘Ladies and Gentlemen’. That’ll be a cool name for a kid. “This is my son, Ladies and Gentlemen”… Then when he gets out of hand I get to go “Ladies and Gentlemen, please!”