I AM A PRODUCT OF ME

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by iamaproductofme · June 11, 2025

I told my wife to make me a sandwich and she responded snarkily, “I’ll make you a sandwich when pigs fly”.
I threw her off the top of the roof a half hour ago, and still haven’t got my sandwich.

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