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Jokes-Tips-Advice I had to have my wifes dog put down yesterday, it was the only humane thing to do.
There was no way he could have gone on living after the humilation of being seen in a pink and yellow hoodie.

Jokes-Tips-Advice 2 owls are playing pool when the first one misses the ball. The second owl says two hits.
The first one replies ‘two hits to who?’