Jokes-Tips-Advice A man walked up to view the body of his mother-in-law at a funeral. As he began to weep his wife walked up to him, slapped him and said, “Why are you crying, you never liked my mother anyway!”
The husband replied, “I know. I thought I saw her move.”
Jokes-Tips-Advice I had to babysit my sister’s infant the other day, and I had the world’s worst headache, because the young baby wouldn’t stop crying.
And I knew for sure that it wasn’t because of food, sleep, poo or wee.
Because I did all of them, and my headache still didn’t disappear.