Jokes-Tips-Advice Wife asked me for a cup of tea earlier.. I poured her out a cup of boiling water.
She said “How about a teabag love”
So i gave her one.
Jokes-Tips-Advice My big sister was taunting me, and said parents said I was a mistake.
Well, I asked my mum about my conception, and she was shocked, she said “No love, we really wanted a baby and we had you on purpose.”
…it was only later we realised it was a mistake”.