Jokes-Tips-Advice The sign on the door said “Guide dogs welcome”.
As I entered the shop, a labrador greeted me, thanked me for shopping with them and took my coat.
Jokes-Tips-Advice I went to a cafe and ordered a cup of tea today. The waitress came back with a cup of lukewarm water, a jug of milk, some sugar and a teabag.
So when she asked for the money I gave her the ‘situations vacant’ page from the local paper and told her to make her own.
