Jokes-Tips-Advice A man went into a bar and ordered a gin and tonic. When it was placed before him he exclaimed, “My goodness: an ice cube with a hole in it, that’s new.”
“No it isn’t,” commented a sullen looking man sitting next to him, “I married one.”
Jokes-Tips-Advice I regularly drive to the pub, but am never guilty of drink driving.
The secret is to consume so much alcohol that by closing time you have
completely forgotten ever owning a car.
