Jokes-Tips-Advice Ever notice how Voldemort has a diary, necklace, ring, tiara and an obsession with a famous teenage boy? No one but me finds this awkward, apparently.
Jokes-Tips-Advice I have fancied this girl at work for some time but never really spoke to her too much, finally I plucked up the courage to ask her out for a drink and she said to me “I like a gentleman with a sophisticated sense of humour, I have a boyfriend already and he is much wittier than you could ever be”
I was angry and thought carefully for a moment before my response……
“Well your boyfriend is a big smelly poo poo head”
