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Jokes-Tips-Advice Do something funny this red nose day? Then why’d they arrest me for raping a clown?

Jokes-Tips-Advice A Baptist missionary in Africa was just walking when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him.
“Oh Lord,” prayed the missionary, “Grant in thy goodness that the lion walking behind me is a good Christian lion.”
In the silence that followed, the missionary heard the lion praying too: “Oh Lord,” he prayed, “I thank thee for the meal which I am about to enjoy”