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Jokes-Tips-Advice I’m having some problems with my new Staffordshire Bull Terrier – I rang the vet for some advice.
I explained he was brown, stupid, aggressive and liable to attack anyone for no good reason.
The vet replied, “Muzzle ‘im?”
“No,” I said, “I think he’s an atheist.”

Jokes-Tips-Advice I tried to register for phone banking, but couldn’t set it up.
I was adopted and don’t know my mothers maiden name.