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Jokes-Tips-Advice My neighbour has just walked past with two dogs.
I said, “I didn’t know you had any dogs.”
She said, “They’re not my dogs, they’re my sisters.”
I said, “Your sisters are very ugly.”

Jokes-Tips-Advice In the Government’s new move to offer free sports equipment to schools in deprived areas, I beg the Prime Minister to avoid baseball, archery and shooting.