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Jokes-Tips-Advice I was at the pub with my mates the other day. After a few too many drinks I accidentally blurted out ‘I beat my kids!’
‘At FIFA?’ one of my mates asked.
Errrm, yes, ok. That’s exactly what I meant

Jokes-Tips-Advice I was trying to find my girlfrield so I asked my brother if he knew where she was.
He said “no, have you tried her cell?”
I said “no, I’ve looked there it’s empty, but I will try phoning her”.