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Jokes-Tips-Advice Shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother went out to the hairdressers.
Father stayed home to care for their son, soon the baby started crying.
The father did everything possible to stop the crying, but the baby wouldn’t stop.
Worried he took the baby to the doctors.
The Doctor examined the baby’s ears, chest then down to the nappy area.
When he undid the nappy, he found the nappy was full.
“Here’s the problem”, the Dr said, “he needs to be changed.”
The father was perplexed,” but the nappy packaging says it good for upto 10lbs.”

Jokes-Tips-Advice My wife said to me “Would you run into a burning building to save me?”
“Of course I would” I replied.
“The batteries for my xbox aren’t going to find themselves”