food-and-drink

Jokes-Tips-Advice I saw a sign on the A1 today that read, ” CAUTION – HORSE DRAWN VEHICLES AHEAD”.
I was just impressed that they could hold a pencil.

Jokes-Tips-Advice A guy came into my shop wanting 10 bees to make his own honey.
I put them in a jar, and he said, “There are 11 in here mate.”
I said, “I know, one’s a freebie”