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Jokes-Tips-Advice In the mind of the dog:
The humans offer me food, love and shelter.
They must be my gods.
In the mind of the cat:
The humans offer me food love and shelter.
I must be their gods.

Jokes-Tips-Advice My mate asked me earlier if I had any regrets in life.
“Probably just about children to be honest” I said.
“But don’t you have 5 kids?” he asked.
“Precisely” I sighed.