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Jokes-Tips-Advice The Wife asked me last night, “how would you judge the success of a Man?”
So of course I said “by the amount of Women he’s banged”
Then she said “how would you judge the success of a Woman?”
“Well of course by how many sandwiches she’s made”
I’m sleeping on the sofa tonight….

Jokes-Tips-Advice How can you tell your Priest may need to be reported to the Vatican?
There’s a glory hole in the confessional.