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Jokes-Tips-Advice I was in my car late last night with my 7 year old son, and he pointed at the Cats Eyes in the road and said, “Those diamonds look great daddy”, and I said, “What makes you think that they are diamonds?”
“Don’t be silly daddy, everyone knows that this is a jewel carriageway.” he replied.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I was texting a mate when from nowhere I got hit by a car, just when I realised what was happening a fire engine flew past me and missed my head by inches.
I gave my son a right slap, how dare he throw toys out of his pram.