food-and-drink

Jokes-Tips-Advice I said to my mum “I’m going to the funfair”
She said “Oooooh, will you go on the ghost train?”
I said “No, I’ll walk”

Jokes-Tips-Advice My wife told me her mother was coming over and asked me to be nice to her.
‘I’m always nice!’ I protested.
‘What about last week when she asked if you would get her a drink of water?’ She asked.
‘Did I not get her a drink of water?’ I asked in reply.
‘Yes.’ She said, ‘In a dog bowl, which you put on the floor in front of her.’