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Jokes-Tips-Advice “Well, I’m not so sure…” I hesitantly admitted.
“Please, think of the children otherwise doomed to grow up in poverty!” he pleaded.
Dad narrowly managed to convince me to get an abortion.

Jokes-Tips-Advice My girlfriend has a body like a snake; smooth, thin and usually covered in my slime.
Plus she’s got no arms or legs.