food-and-drink

Jokes-Tips-Advice Old people. Attach a sweeping brush to the front of your mobility trolley. Now, instead of being a menace on the pavements, you can provide a valuable service to your community.

Jokes-Tips-Advice A man is swimming in the sea when suddenly a gigantic whale comes to the surface, opens its mouth and swallows him whole.
The man arrives in the whale’s enormous stomach and is surprised to see a great white shark in there with him.
He says to the shark, “Hey, you’re a shark – why don’t you bite your way out with your teeth?”
The shark smiles and says, “Bite my way out? But why would I do that when the meals here are so good?”