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Jokes-Tips-Advice When I was a kid, I was looking inside my dad’s closet and I was shocked to find out that he secretly stashed pantyhose in a special drawer.
And even though it took him a while, eventually he was able convince me that he only uses it when he robs banks and breaks into apartments.

Jokes-Tips-Advice My wife said I’m, “awfully pedantic” the other day.
“The ‘awfully’ part isn’t really necessary”, I said.