HP Lovecraft, Quoting the Necronomicon, in The Nameless City

Jokes-Tips-Advice My wife said she is never going to a fancy dress party with me dressed in my wasp outfit ever again.
I spent all night trying to get out the window.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I never knew having an imaginary friend could be so problematic.
I opened a bank account for him, donated some of my funds, now I’m being done for tax evasion.