Isaac Bashevis Singer, New York Times Magazine, Mar. 12, 1978

Jokes-Tips-Advice I was at a party with some mates the other day and one of them said to me, “Is that the queue for the punch bowl over there?”
So I went over to the queue to find out and was told that it was actually for the buffet and that the punch had all gone.
So, as a result, there was no punch line.

Jokes-Tips-Advice My Son came home crying and told me that the old bloke next door had burst his football with a knife because he was sick of it ending up in his garden. “Don’t worry, Son.” I said, “We’ll do the same to him next time something of his is in our garden.”
“What do you mean Dad?” He asked.
“You’ll see.” I replied with a wink. “Now put this bowl of cat food outside.”