Jim Sorensen

Jokes-Tips-Advice My mum said that if I don’t stop acting like such a child I will never amount to anything.
Then she stormed off, forgetting to turn on my nightlight I might add.

Jokes-Tips-Advice My mate fancies himself as an artist and wants to sketch me.
I told him, “I’m very busy at the moment.”
“How about next Sunday afternoon?” he suggested.
I said, “Not too sure – but pencil me in.”