Jokes-Tips-Advice My wife found a lump in her breast earlier.
According to the KFC helpline it was probably just a breadcrumb.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Tesco Self-Service Checkouts
Making shoplifting ‘a mistake’ since 2008.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Give an Ethiopian a meal and you feed him for a day….
Give an Ethiopian an aircraft meal and you can feed him for the rest of his life.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Boil a live lobster and you’re a chef, boil a live kitten and suddenly it’s a big deal.

Jokes-Tips-Advice After accidentally eating a fly, in the vein of the nursery rhyme,
I ate a spider, a bird, a cat, a dog, a goat, a cow and a horse.
Or, as it’s more commonly known, a kebab.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Whats white and can’t climb trees?
A Fridge.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Our dog gave birth today. It had a litter of eight puppies.
My wife said they were so cute she could just eat them up.
But was she grateful when I cooked one?!

Jokes-Tips-Advice I only had 4 pints last night and this morning I’ve got a terrible hangover.
That’s the last time I’m drinking whisky.