Jokes-Tips-Advice I don’t know why small chocolates called ‘fun sized’? if i called a midget fun sized, he’d kick off.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I’ve decided to go on a stable diet.
Hay and oats three times a day.

Jokes-Tips-Advice What’s yellow and dangerous ?
Shark infested custard.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Why did the biscuit cry?
Because his mum was a wafer too long.

Jokes-Tips-Advice My wife cried when I gave her a birthday present. I knew onions would be a hit.

Jokes-Tips-Advice The staff in McDonald’s aren’t allowed to wear rings on their fingers.
It’s not a hygiene thing – it’s so they don’t scratch the floor tiles when they knuckle drag.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I’ve decided to invade Madeira – piece of cake…

Jokes-Tips-Advice Who needs air when you’ve got chocolate free Aero?