When you don’t have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it’s sex. When you have both,...

It just ain’t possible to explain some things. It’s interesting to wonder on them and do some speculation, but the...

The greatest wealth consisteth in being charitable, And the greatest happiness in having tranquility of mind. Experience is the Tibetan...

A thick head can do as much damage as a hard heart. H. W. Dodds

Generally we study too much and think too little. Hary Latham Doherty

If you’re hanging around with nothing to do and the zoo is closed, come over to the Senate. You’ll get...

It’s like driving a car at night. You never see further than your headlights, but you can make the whole...

Honolulu, it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife’s mother. Ken Dodd

Success isn’t permanent, and failure isn’t fatal. Mike Ditka

Ideas, like individuals, live and die. They flourish, according to their nature, in one soil or climate and droop in...