Jokes-Tips-Advice I just got my son a KFC Bargain Bucket for his birthday.
Its great, all he can eat and something to play with on the beach afterwards.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I’m inviting my new girlfriend round mine for dinner tonight, but I told her my cooking skills are rubbish, and asked her what sort of food she likes.
She said, “I like plain and simple food, and nothing messed around with.”
Pot Noodle it is then.

Jokes-Tips-Advice A survey at my workplace was conducted to see how people travelled to work each day.
You had to choose from Cars, Bikers, Trains or walkers and then put your answer in a corresponding bag to be counted.
Needless to say, the walkers bag was empty.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I said to the wife, “I’ve been to Asda today and I got three, yes, three, trolleys full of food for 7 quid. Beat that then.”
She said, “Good for you!”
I said, “No, smart price.”

Jokes-Tips-Advice Paper Jam….
Now that wouldn’t taste very nice.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I went into my local Indian restaurant, ‘10.95 eat whatever you like’.
I sat down and said, “I like pizza”.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Tried an underwater fruit the other day.
Just sublime.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I have just made my first Sticky Toffee Pudding.
Well it was supposed to be just a Toffee Pudding but I got a bit over excited.