Jokes-Tips-Advice Silly Kodak. They should have invented a camera with a phone on it.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Nanotechnology is gonna be huge.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Dyslexia cost me my job in IT. Turns out my boss wanted me to unzip his ‘files’.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Customer: I’m running Windows Vista…
Helpdesk: Yes…
Customer: And my computer isn’t working!
Helpdesk: Yes, you already said that.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I downloaded a 3D version of the alphabet.
It’s got 28 letters.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I’m an Apple Mac and Windows 7 was my idea.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I’m useless with computers! I’m such a techno-numpty! I only have to touch the things and they break!
Well, not really. But you’ve got to lie on your CV a bit to have a chance of getting in at PC World.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Why are Facebook status updates like a Polish builder’s toolkit?
All the good ones have been stolen from another site.