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Jokes-Tips-Advice There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define ‘great’ he said, ”I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!”
He got a job with Microsoft, writing error messages!
Jokes-Tips-Advice Why is there so much “i” everything?
iPod, iPad, iPhone etc…
One day my children might grow up to think that an idea is some form of digital antelope.
Jokes-Tips-Advice Windows: “You may be the victim of software counterfeiting…”
Me: no Microsoft, it is you who is the victim of software counterfeiting here, not I.
Jokes-Tips-Advice Remember days before computers?
Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider’s home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account
A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And if you had a 3 inch floppy…
You just hoped no one ever found out!
Jokes-Tips-Advice My sister warned me the other day that the police are cracking down on illegal downloads and that I should delete all my songs just in case.
Yeah, if the cops seize my P.C, illegally downloaded music’ll be the least of my worries.
Jokes-Tips-Advice Just bought a Wii fit in a sale, and lost 90 pounds instantly.
Jokes-Tips-Advice I was looking inside my computer yesterday and I burnt my finger on my processor.
It Mhz.
