Jokes-Tips-Advice What is iPad?
iPad is thin.
iPad is beautiful.
iPad goes anywhere and lasts all day.
iPad is not my wife.

Jokes-Tips-Advice An Apple store was broken into and 10,000 worth of merchandise was stolen. The police are confident they can recover both computers.

Jokes-Tips-Advice 73% of men don’t know what a cookie is. But 99% know how to delete them.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Amazon Kindle App: “Buy Now, Read Everywhere”
Y’know what else you can buy now and read everywhere? A book.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I heard yesterday that there’s talk amongst computer companies to increase the size of a byte by one-eighth.
I’d say that’s a bit too much.

Jokes-Tips-Advice They say if you play a Microsoft CD backwards, you hear satanic messages. That’s nothing, because if you play it forwards, it installs Windows.

Jokes-Tips-Advice You know you’re a geek when you have an iPhone, an iPod, a PC, a laptop, a GPS system and a PDA but you’d swap them all for a working lightsaber.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.