Jokes-Tips-Advice I tried to log in on my iPad. Turns out it was an Etch A Sketch and I don’t own an iPad.
Also, I’m out of vodka.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Just bought an iPod Touch. It’s just like an iPhone, but you can’t make calls.
No, wait, it’s exactly like an iPhone.

Jokes-Tips-Advice AltGr
For when the Alt key isn’t angry enough for you.

Jokes-Tips-Advice It’s a good job Apple isn’t in charge of New Year.
We’d all be expecting 2012 and get 2011S instead.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I can’t believe all the singles in my area want to meet me,
probably because of all the iPads I’ve won.

Jokes-Tips-Advice “And so, God came forth and proclaimed widescreen is the best”
Sony 16:9

Jokes-Tips-Advice Want to know how to Get a Flat Stomach & Perfect Abs in 2 to 3 Weeks?
Hmmmm let me see……
Photoshop?

Jokes-Tips-Advice No, Microsoft Word, my name is not spelt incorrectly.