Jokes-Tips-Advice Microsoft’s new Windows advert talks about life without walls…
Surely life without walls is a Window’s worst nightmare.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I’ve just upgraded to Sky HD.
I’m impressed.
The phrase ‘No satellite signal is being received’ has never been so colourful and clear.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I currently own a system which is exactly 14 times better than Windows 7.
I call it: Windows 98.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I’ve just renamed my WiFi network to “Police Surveillance Van #02”.
That should keep my pikey neighbours on their toes for a while.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I can’t see an end.
I have no control and I don’t think there’s any escape – I don’t even have a home anymore.
Definitely time for a new keyboard.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I’ve thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year’s resolution.
1024×768.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I’ve just hit someone with their own blackberry. Those things really are useful, i might get one now.

Jokes-Tips-Advice They say music is the language of spirits. So, next time your bank keeps you hanging on the phone, they’re probably taking you for a medium.