Jokes-Tips-Advice My wife said “You’re not making any sense”.
I replied “Fourteen and a bit on the top”.

Jokes-Tips-Advice What do you call a hi-fi that will never let you down?
A sound system!

Jokes-Tips-Advice Are you forgetful? Are you not rememering where you put things? I made an app for that….
It’s around here somewhere I just have to find it.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Bank security checks are pretty pointless if you’re talking to an Indian customer.
“Can I take your mother’s maiden name please Mr Patel?”
“Yeah. It’s Patel.”

Jokes-Tips-Advice I can’t wait till my birthday on 1st October.
Sent from my Blackberry

Jokes-Tips-Advice Blackberry helping teenagers to commit suicide since monday.

Jokes-Tips-Advice BBC News: “Black granted bail pending appeal”
…What? You don’t need me to write anything?

Jokes-Tips-Advice Just got my best mate, my dog a cell phone plan.
It comes with roll-over minutes.