Jokes-Tips-Advice My wife and I had a close call this morning.
I can’t believe she phoned me from next door.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I asked Siri to call me an ambulance since I was experiencing chest pains. It responded by telling me it would call me ‘an ambulance’ from now on.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I’ve just taken out a contract with Vodafone.
2500 for them to shoot that fat bloke from the Go Compare adverts.

Jokes-Tips-Advice It’s a sad state of affairs when your Blackberry goes down on you more often than your Girlfriend!

Jokes-Tips-Advice My idea for a perfect pint was a cool Fosters on the beach in Jamaica with Bob Marley.
For some reason carling said I didn’t win.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Does anybody else think that ‘Facetime’ by Apple sounds like a weekly quota of oral?

Jokes-Tips-Advice Normally I hate the adverts on television but the last one I saw I really agreed with. It was warning of the dangers of cyber bullying; how sad and sick it is. How cyber bullying really does show the broken society we live in today and all that has changed over the years with the age of technology…
Now it’s the fatty’s and the nerds have the upper hand when it comes to picking on people. God must be shaking his head looking at what we’ve become. Shaking his head…

Jokes-Tips-Advice If my iPhone were truly ‘smart’…..
It wouldn’t let me text people when I’m drunk.