Jokes-Tips-Advice O2 and 3…..
So called because that’s how many satisfied customers they each have.

Jokes-Tips-Advice The funniest thing to do using Google+
Step 1. Randomly divide everyone you know into two seperate circles.
Step 2. Post to circle 1 that you just got an awesome new job
Step 3. Post to circle 2 that you just contracted some disease
Step 4. Post to your extended circles the message: ‘Tomorrow is my last day’
Sit back and watch resulting comment battle unfold…

Jokes-Tips-Advice I’ve still got my original Nokia 3310, I think it may be time to get rid of it.
Apparently, I’ve to take it somewhere called ‘Mordor’

Jokes-Tips-Advice “NO JOKE, YOU HAVE WON AN IPHONE”
Pretty ironic considering this is a joke site.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I was trying to find my girlfrield so I asked my brother if he knew where she was.
He said “no, have you tried her cell?”
I said “no, I’ve looked there it’s empty, but I will try phoning her”.

Jokes-Tips-Advice The wife said “I just can’t get through to you, it’s like were on different wavelengths!”….
“You daft cow.” I replied “your walkie talkie is on the wrong frequency!”

Jokes-Tips-Advice My phone rang earlier. I answered it and a voice I didn’t recognise said, “Alright mate. I’ve just bought a United shirt with “ROONEY” and “3” on the back.”
I said, “Sorry, I think you’ve got the wrong number.”

Jokes-Tips-Advice My new phone has a very un-musical ring.
It’s chordless.