Jokes-Tips-Advice I hate condescending people.
But, I wouldn’t expect you to understand.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Some girl updated her bbm status:
“Phones about to die :/”
3 hours later…
“RIP Uncle John <3" Apparently asking if her phone was called Uncle John was inapropriate..

Jokes-Tips-Advice Steve Jobs probably had the BlackBerry server as his life support machine.

Jokes-Tips-Advice I hate getting my social networking sites mixed up,
Just last week i was telling my family to come on MyFace..

Jokes-Tips-Advice ‘If you don’t have an iPhone… You don’t have an iPhone.’
The kind of intelligence and wisdom often displayed by someone with an iPhone.

Jokes-Tips-Advice There is no way that the world is going to end on 21/12/2012 like the aztecs predicted. Sorry aztecs, wrong again, just like you were about the optimum method of ingesting chocolate.
Makes you wonder what they were smoking.

Jokes-Tips-Advice When a bloke rings my mate it plays ‘Raining Men,’ when a woman rings it plays ‘Three Times a Lady’..
Got himself a new BiPhone..

Jokes-Tips-Advice My wife decided to take down all the Christmas lights without telling me.
I feel like I’m being left in the dark over these decisions.