Jokes-Tips-Advice The wife loves her iPhone, so I’ve decided to get her even more attached to it with the latest optional extra – Velcro backing – which means she can drop that silly Bluetooth earpiece.
It’s absolutely perfect for her sideburns.

Jokes-Tips-Advice What’s all this fuss about 3D TV all of a sudden?
My TV’s always been 3-dimensional.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Was trying to explain to my gran who was sitting in the chair with the cat on her lap, for over an hour, how her new iPhone worked.
I think I did a pretty good job because the cat just called.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Going to start calling my girlfriend 02 to see if she will go down on me.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Ironically, the more someone uses the word ‘like’ in a conversation, the more I feel the opposite about them.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Just heard about Apples new app which lets you order a pizza, anywhere, from your Iphone. I reckon I must have got a special one because mine already does this.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Thank God for public phone boxes as I still use them.
They’re the only places I can talk in private on my mobile these days.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Sky have brought out a new version of their HD box that saves energy by going into standby mode after 12 hours.
It’s called a Sky Tasmin Archer Box or “sleeping satellite” as the engineers like to call it.