Jokes-Tips-Advice I hate when your insulting someone over text and predictive makes it come out wrong.
You always end up looking like a right count.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Girlfriend: Their you go again!
Me: *There.
Girlfriend: And another thing; you always have to be so… pedanty.
Me: *Pedantic.

Jokes-Tips-Advice 02 has brought out a new package called siamese.
02 conecting people

Jokes-Tips-Advice ‘Talk is cheap’, people say.
But not the same people who are on ‘Vodafone’.

Jokes-Tips-Advice If you count vocals everyone can play an instrument because everyone can hum and talk.
Well in that case Stephen Hawking can play keyboard.

Jokes-Tips-Advice Imagine God’s face when he checked his inbox…

Jokes-Tips-Advice Facebook is down.
What im I going to do with my life?

Jokes-Tips-Advice When someone asks you for account details on the phone, “200 years old, sharp teeth, hates wooden stakes” is an unacceptable answer.