I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is...

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. Jane Wagner, Lily Tomlin in “The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in...

Paradise is exactly like where you are right now… only much, much better. Laurie Anderson

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him. John...

Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored. George Saunders, last words

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true....

I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put...

I have such poor vision I can date anybody. Garry Shandling

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Redd Foxx

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. Jules de Gaultier