I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up. Tom Lehrer

Nothing is said that has not been said before. Terence

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. Steve Martin

I know not, sir, whether Bacon wrote the works of Shakespeare, but if he did not it seems to me...

It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all. Samuel Butler, The Way of...

There was a time when we expected nothing of our children but obedience, as opposed to the present, when we...

The human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a strange protein; it rejects it. P....

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. Flip Wilson

There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. George Santayana, Soliloquies in England, 1922, “War...

I hate women because they always know where things are. James Thurber