Recognition is the greatest motivator. Gerard C. Eakedale

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. Larry Wall

There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and...

I’m not dumb enough to be a goalie. Brad Hull

Humor is not a postscript or an incidental afterthought it is a serious and weighty part of the world’s economy....

It’s a sad and stupid thing to have to proclaim yourself a revolutionary just to be a decent man. David...

When it’s third and ten, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time. Max...

No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still...